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Memorable movie quotes...

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Yesterday I was with Artemio, taking our daily coffee break... we're laughing at some of the most stupid and infamus movie quotes, and of course we want to share them:

House of the Dead (2003)
Alicia: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Castillo: To live forever!

Blade: Trinity (2004)
Hannibal King: Too bad the dog's dick is bigger than yours.
Jarko Grimwood: When the fuck did you see my dick?
Hannibal King: [pointing his chin towards Danica Talos] I was talking to her.
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Hannibal King: I just have two things to say to you. One, your hairdo is RE-DICULOUS. And 2, I ate a bunch of garlic and I just farted. Silent but deadly.

Bride of Chucky (1998)
[Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar]
Tiffany: Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
Chucky: Screwing with our ride, that's what.
[pulls out knife]
Chucky: Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Tiffany: Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?
Chucky: What are you talking about?
Tiffany: For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky: Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?
Tiffany: My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise.
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Tiffany: God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had.
Damien: Oh, come on, Tiff. He ain't big enough to handle a woman like you?
Chucky: It ain't the size that counts, asshole - it's what you do with it.

Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister



If you have more... please share!
We are getting ready for a B movie weekend special. LOL
-- The flame of love began to start between Tiffany and Chucky.
Tiffany: Oh, Chucky, have you got a rubber?
Chucky: Tiff?
Tiffany: Yes, Chucky?
Chucky: Look at me! I'm all rubber!
Tiffany: Oh. I thought you were plastic
-- Bride of Chucky (1998)
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Robert Mitchum after getting slapped by another guy in Out of the Past:

"That evens the score. Next time fold your hands or I'll fold 'em for ya."

Sanjuro cooly speaking to the local cooper after killing three men in Yojimbo:

"Cooper, two coffins. No...maybe three."
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God, I remember a few from "Love Bites", the worst film i've ever seen.
"I'll nail him... I'll nail him with a nail!"
"Madam, please don't put a steak through my heart."
"Sorry, I can't come to the phone- I'm dead."
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paco wrote: Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister
I thought that last line was "Actually it was your sister."

Talking about great quotes, I'll have to mention Firefly, though that's a TV show, not a movie.

[Jayne and Mal are standing right next to each other]
Jayne: [into radio] Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: [into radio] You're coming in good and loud, too.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Mal: Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Zoë: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Mal: This job I would pull for free.
Zoë: Can I have your share?
Mal: No
Zoë: If you die, can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.

Mal: Can't get paid if you're dead.
Jayne: Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...

Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Zoë: Captain'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good... right?
Zoë: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

Zoë: Shepherd, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area kneecaps.

Jayne: Let's move this conversation in a not-Jayne's-fault direction.

Book: People like a man of god.
Mal: No, they don't. Men of god make people feel guilty and judged.

Wash: I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.

Mal: Ship like this, be with you until the day you die.
Zoë: That's because it's a deathtrap.

Mal: Looks can be deceiving.
Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down, dirty... deceiver.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?
Zoë: It had a kinda poetry to it.

Mal: Which one you figure tracked us?
Zoë: The ugly one, sir.
Mal: Could you be more specific?

Jayne: [over radio] Oh, now, girl, that is just plain dirty.
Mal: [into radio] Jayne, you are aware your radio's transmittin'? 'Cause I don't feel particularly girlish or dirty at the moment.

Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination.
Zoë: I imagine that's so, sir.

Mal: Somebody tries to kill you, you kill 'em right back.
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