Yesterday I was with Artemio, taking our daily coffee break... we're laughing at some of the most stupid and infamus movie quotes, and of course we want to share them:
House of the Dead (2003)
Alicia: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Castillo: To live forever!
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Hannibal King: Too bad the dog's dick is bigger than yours.
Jarko Grimwood: When the fuck did you see my dick?
Hannibal King: [pointing his chin towards Danica Talos] I was talking to her.
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Hannibal King: I just have two things to say to you. One, your hairdo is RE-DICULOUS. And 2, I ate a bunch of garlic and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
Bride of Chucky (1998)
[Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar]
Tiffany: Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
Chucky: Screwing with our ride, that's what.
[pulls out knife]
Chucky: Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Tiffany: Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?
Chucky: What are you talking about?
Tiffany: For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky: Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?
Tiffany: My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise.
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Tiffany: God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had.
Damien: Oh, come on, Tiff. He ain't big enough to handle a woman like you?
Chucky: It ain't the size that counts, asshole - it's what you do with it.
Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister
If you have more... please share!
We are getting ready for a B movie weekend special. LOL
Memorable movie quotes...
Memorable movie quotes...
-- The flame of love began to start between Tiffany and Chucky.
Tiffany: Oh, Chucky, have you got a rubber?
Chucky: Tiff?
Tiffany: Yes, Chucky?
Chucky: Look at me! I'm all rubber!
Tiffany: Oh. I thought you were plastic
-- Bride of Chucky (1998)
Tiffany: Oh, Chucky, have you got a rubber?
Chucky: Tiff?
Tiffany: Yes, Chucky?
Chucky: Look at me! I'm all rubber!
Tiffany: Oh. I thought you were plastic
-- Bride of Chucky (1998)
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Robert Mitchum after getting slapped by another guy in Out of the Past:
"That evens the score. Next time fold your hands or I'll fold 'em for ya."
Sanjuro cooly speaking to the local cooper after killing three men in Yojimbo:
"Cooper, two coffins. No...maybe three."
"That evens the score. Next time fold your hands or I'll fold 'em for ya."
Sanjuro cooly speaking to the local cooper after killing three men in Yojimbo:
"Cooper, two coffins. No...maybe three."
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Re: Memorable movie quotes...
I thought that last line was "Actually it was your sister."paco wrote: Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister
Talking about great quotes, I'll have to mention Firefly, though that's a TV show, not a movie.
[Jayne and Mal are standing right next to each other]
Jayne: [into radio] Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: [into radio] You're coming in good and loud, too.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Mal: Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Zoë: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Mal: This job I would pull for free.
Zoë: Can I have your share?
Mal: No
Zoë: If you die, can I have your share?
Mal: Yes.
Mal: Can't get paid if you're dead.
Jayne: Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Zoë: Captain'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good... right?
Zoë: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.
Zoë: Shepherd, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?
Book: Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area kneecaps.
Jayne: Let's move this conversation in a not-Jayne's-fault direction.
Book: People like a man of god.
Mal: No, they don't. Men of god make people feel guilty and judged.
Wash: I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.
Mal: Ship like this, be with you until the day you die.
Zoë: That's because it's a deathtrap.
Mal: Looks can be deceiving.
Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down, dirty... deceiver.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe?
Zoë: It had a kinda poetry to it.
Mal: Which one you figure tracked us?
Zoë: The ugly one, sir.
Mal: Could you be more specific?
Jayne: [over radio] Oh, now, girl, that is just plain dirty.
Mal: [into radio] Jayne, you are aware your radio's transmittin'? 'Cause I don't feel particularly girlish or dirty at the moment.
Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination.
Zoë: I imagine that's so, sir.
Mal: Somebody tries to kill you, you kill 'em right back.