Memorable movie quotes...
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:37 pm
Yesterday I was with Artemio, taking our daily coffee break... we're laughing at some of the most stupid and infamus movie quotes, and of course we want to share them:
House of the Dead (2003)
Alicia: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Castillo: To live forever!
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Hannibal King: Too bad the dog's dick is bigger than yours.
Jarko Grimwood: When the fuck did you see my dick?
Hannibal King: [pointing his chin towards Danica Talos] I was talking to her.
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Hannibal King: I just have two things to say to you. One, your hairdo is RE-DICULOUS. And 2, I ate a bunch of garlic and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
Bride of Chucky (1998)
[Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar]
Tiffany: Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
Chucky: Screwing with our ride, that's what.
[pulls out knife]
Chucky: Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Tiffany: Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?
Chucky: What are you talking about?
Tiffany: For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky: Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?
Tiffany: My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise.
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Tiffany: God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had.
Damien: Oh, come on, Tiff. He ain't big enough to handle a woman like you?
Chucky: It ain't the size that counts, asshole - it's what you do with it.
Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister
If you have more... please share!
We are getting ready for a B movie weekend special. LOL
House of the Dead (2003)
Alicia: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Castillo: To live forever!
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Hannibal King: Too bad the dog's dick is bigger than yours.
Jarko Grimwood: When the fuck did you see my dick?
Hannibal King: [pointing his chin towards Danica Talos] I was talking to her.
-----
Hannibal King: I just have two things to say to you. One, your hairdo is RE-DICULOUS. And 2, I ate a bunch of garlic and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
Bride of Chucky (1998)
[Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar]
Tiffany: Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
Chucky: Screwing with our ride, that's what.
[pulls out knife]
Chucky: Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Tiffany: Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?
Chucky: What are you talking about?
Tiffany: For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky: Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?
Tiffany: My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise.
-----
Tiffany: God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had.
Damien: Oh, come on, Tiff. He ain't big enough to handle a woman like you?
Chucky: It ain't the size that counts, asshole - it's what you do with it.
Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister
If you have more... please share!
We are getting ready for a B movie weekend special. LOL